Today Is Very Boring

I really don't have anything to say, so I don't know why I'm posting. Nothing better to do, I guess.

The library closed. It won't open until next Saturday. I have no idea what I'll do for two hours on Friday.

I need to put up more pictures, but I don't have any.

Today is very boring,

It's a very boring day,

There is nothing much to look at,

There is nothing much to say,

There's a peacock on my sneakers,

There's a penguin on my head,

There's a dormouse on my doorstep,

I am going back to bed.

Today is very boring,

It is boring through and through,

There is absolutely nothing

That I think I want to do,

I see giants riding rhinos,

And an ogre with a sword,

There's a dragon blowing smoke rings,

I am positively bored.

Today is very boring,

I can hardly help but yawn,

There's a flying saucer landing

In the middle of my lawn,

A volcano just erupted

Less than half a mile away,

And I think I felt an earthquake,

It's a very boring day.

Jack Prelutsky